Q: What is the problem shared by both evolutionary geology and modern romances?
A: Both are based on unreliable dating methods.
Q: What Bible verse is most often appealed to by impatient single women?
A: "If any man will come after me let him..." (Luke 9:23)
I know a couple, Danny and Vera Best. What was most shocking about their wedding is that Vera literally married the Best man.
How to guarantee that you remain a bachelor for life.
When it comes time to propose marriage to your sweetheart, use these words: My respected potential future wife, I wish to offer you the option of entering with me into a binding covenant, a solemn contract pledging ourselves to the several obligations of holy matrimony, with all its attendant felicities and sorrows, rewards and losses.